I was really encouraged over the last few years by the rise in TV programmes that tried to promote business as a trendy, interesting activity.
Obviously this started with The Apprentice but also could be seen on kids TV with Beat the Boss and of course, Dragon’s Den.
When Dragon’s Den started it was a pretty serious business show. The “dragons” were interested in the potential opportunities on offer and the entrepreneurs excited and stimulated by the prospect of added investment into their enterprise.
Then it became popular. The format seemed to grip people – the dramatic walk up the stairs, the stammering and stuttering of the little guy fluffing his chance to make it big.
And becoming popular was the death of it as a business show.
Dragon’s Den is now nothing more than a route to market. A route to market for products whether or not they get the investment they ask for . And more irritatingly, a route to market for the “dragons” as brands in themselves.
Firstly, about the products. Now, I love a bit of Reggae Reggae Sauce as much as the next guy but there is no way that Peter Jones and co thought that there was a gap in the market for a spicy jerk sauce. They’ve not trekked up the aisle in Asda thinking “damn it, all I’m after is a spicy music-based condiment – I could make a fortune if only I had the right recipe”.
Nope. They thought that in a conversation with the sauce buyer at Asda they could throw in that they’ll slap “as seen on Dragon’s Den” on all of the merchandising and everyone will be quids in. So, the show is essentially the modern version of the “as seen on TV” sticker that was used so much in the 1970s and 80s. Which makes it nothing more than advertising. Advertising interspersed with fat blokes sweating and forgetting the difference between gross and net profit.
The thing that is most unsavoury for me however is not the product stuff but more the “dragons” using it as a promotional tool for themselves. Almost every single one of this lot has used the show as a way to promote themselves as successful, rich, cut-throat business people. Most of them have books out and TV or radio advertising deals. Each piggy backs on the show’s “i’m out” catchphrase.
I have a real problem with it. Especially on the BBC’s dollar. Doesn’t seem to me that a show that advertises products and promotes the careers of a few publicity hungry business people is the right way for the license fee to be spent.
And for that reason. I’m out.